When I’m scouting for period motels for filming and I want to go beyond the usual suspects, one trick I use is to search eBay for “motel post card [city/town name].”
Back in the 1950s-70s especially, it seems like every motel made a postcard for guests…
And it’s a great way to find properties that may not even be motels anymore, but still have the bones to be dressed as such.
They also provide an excellent guide on what cosmetic changes are needed to restore them to an authentic vintage look, usually just painting and some signage.
Sometimes, you can’t believe you’re at the same place.
Other times, it’s pretty amazing how little has changed.
I always get excited when the postcards show interior spaces like restaurants and bars at their prime, a production designer’s dream. Sadly, these almost always have been gutted and modernized beyond recognition.
So funny that these little postcards have wound up playing an immensely valuable historical record of properties that might not otherwise have been documented.
Something I wish I’d done back when I lived in NYC: my apartment was at 9th and Wythe in Brooklyn, and for whatever reason, that corner was prone to late night fights.
And it was really annoying, because it was almost always two drunk guys yelling ridiculous threats while doing everything possible to avoid throwing the first punch.
So this would go on for 20 minutes, and then someone in the building would get fed up and call the cops, and they’d always show up just after everyone had gotten bored and gone home.
Anyway, one night I’m trying to get some work done, and all I can hear is this endless back-and-forth yelling from a fight outside. I look out the window, and it’s two guys in their early 20s ganging up on a smaller guy. So now I feel bad for smaller guy, and I’m going to call 911.
Then, smaller guy pops the trunk of his car and pulls out a skateboard and starts swing wildly. His two opponents are initially startled, then they start throwing wild punches at the skateboard, and everything is getting stupider.
Then, like something out of West Side Story, a bunch of smaller guy’s friends run around the corner, and now the two guys are outnumbered. Only, everyone is still scared to actually connect with a first hit, so people are throwing punches at empty air, and the one dude is still swinging his skateboard.
And everyone is yelling excruciatingly cringe threats louder than ever, and it’s all never been more annoying. But I know if I call the cops, they’ll never show up in time.
Then I get an idea. I get out my big guitar amp and lug it close to the window.
Then I dig out an aux cable and connect it to my phone. And then, I start madly searching on Spotify for the song “Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting.”
Because my theory is, no matter how angry you are, there is absolutely no way anyone can fight and keep up the tough guy bravado while the disco beats of “Everybody was kung fighting!!” are blaring over the neighborhood at a ludicrous volume. Like, legitimately impossible.
Sadly, I wasn’t quick enough. Just as I was about to hit play, the police showed up (someone in the building must have called), and everyone scattered.
For months after, I kept my amp by the window in case of another fight, but none occurred, and then I moved out of the city.
But to this day, it remains one of my deepest regrets that I wasn’t able to witness a bunch of drunk idiots attempt to duke it out on a Brooklyn street corner to the funky beats of “Kung Fu Fighting.” (Though my wife is convinced I’d have just focused the mob’s fury on me).
Let’s do a magic trick. Think of a card, any card. Got it? Good.
Now take a trip to Forest Lawn Cemetery in the Hollywood Hills…
Head into the cemetery, then turn right past the 1:1 scale replica of Boston’s Old North Church (yes, this really exists)…
Turn left and park, then walk north toward the graves, going up to the second tier…
Take a left on the pathway…
…and stop at the last quadrant at the end. Look down at your feet…
I’ll let the grave ask the question:
OK, so while the 1.9% of you who picked the 3 of Clubs are likely absolutely stunned right now, I’m sure everyone else is incredibly confused. Why is there a grave in Forest Lawn Cemetery of the very much alive Penn and Teller, and why does it have a 3 of Clubs on it?
This grave is actually the big reveal of a magic trick Penn and Teller created for anyone that anyone can perform for friends while hitting the tourist stops in LA. You will need: a deck of cards, a pen, an envelope, and a victim – ideally, someone visiting Los Angeles who wants to go sightseeing.
Before starting, remove the 3 of Clubs from the deck and put it under the envelope. Set them aside. Next: go to your victim and ask them to shuffle the deck, then cut to any card in the middle.
Hand your victim the pen and ask them to check what time it is – the person will likely have to look at their watch or pull out their phone. While they’re busy, bring out the envelope, with the 3 of Clubs held underneath, and drop it on top of the cut deck. The 3 of Clubs is now at the top of the pile.
Ask your victim to write the time and date on the envelope, and then to put the topmost card in the envelope.
Have them seal the envelope and put it in their pocket with a promise that you will “finish the trick later.” Then? Go sightseeing!
At some point in your travels, swing by Forest Lawn Cemetery in the Hollywood Hills, saying that you want to see some celebrity graves, like Laurel and Hardy, Debbie Reynolds and Carrie Fisher, and Penn and Teller. “But they’re not dead,” your friend will likely say. “Are you sure?” you ask. “I heard they were both killed in a balloon animal demonstration gone horribly wrong.”
Follow the directions above (GPS coordinates: 34.14427, -118.31628) and simply point at the marker. As Penn and Teller recommend, be sure to have your camera ready as dawning realization hits your victim, they pull out the envelope from hours (or days) before, and marvel at your masterful insanity.
According to Penn, Forest Lawn was dead set on not allowing them to install something so whimsical in a “place with dignity,” but they persisted with the help of a tough lawyer, and the cemetery had no choice but to comply.
I’ve been a location scout for 20+ years and it’s funny, whenever I’m at a new place, my mind will notice some little detail and instantly make this sort of Sherlock Holmes-like prediction. Like I just passed this house —
And right away, my mind goes: “Ah, horse people.” Because the thing that stands out to me immediately are those two brick blocks out front, which are most likely – but not necessarily! – a mounting block, for getting up and down from a horse.
From there, a few things occur to me. If they are horse owners, does the horse live in a backyard stable? If so, we’d likely have to relocate the horse if we end up filming due to the commotion (also, horse owners tend to be intensely protective of their animals).
But then, why is the block out front, and not in the backyard? In which case, maybe it means they board their horse locally, and occasionally ride to their house. Except: there’s no hitching post. A third option is that it’s just decorative. A fourth is that I’m wrong and it’s the remains of, say, a mail box.
In the end, whatever my initial snap assessment, I usually still knock. But having an idea of the potential concerns that might exist always helps to get a jump on addressing them with the homeowner if I turn out to be right.
And here’s why I love NYC: that weird thing you happened to come across? It always turns out to have some sort of interesting history to explain. For example, that tiny magazine shop I wrote about yesterday with the tree growing through it —
A reader commented that the reason for this odd cut-out is because it was once an entrance to the nearby West 4th Street subway stop! And incredibly, the now-abandoned stairwell still exists: “At the back of the newsstand there was a staircase descending into darkness…” —
“This was used for storage by the newsstand. That staircase was an abandoned entrance to the West 4th Street subway station!”
There’s always a reason — and as usual, the reason always just makes me want to explore further. Is the stairwell still there??
I have this massive folder of pictures from my location scouting days in New York City, of totally random things I’d come across in my travels. Like, this magazine stand on 6th Avenue that appears to magically have a tree growing through the middle of it –
I remember walking by this place and always having so many questions. Like: how shallow was the clerk’s booth, given that it had to accommodate the tree? Did that door with Employees Only written on it lead to the tree area? Was there even a bathroom for the clerk?
Who was the enterprising soul who realized there was JUST enough room to erect a magazine stand? And what strange bit of NYC property history resulted in this square being carved out of the building to begin with??
Sadly, a quick streetview check reveals it’s all gone in 2026. The tree has been cut down. The magazine shop is now just a wall for advertising.
Looking through my folder of pics, so many have suffered the same fate: strange little bits of history that have disappeared in the pursuit of square footage and homogenization.
I sometimes think that cities go through two eras: the period when these oddities are allowed to crop up, often due to sheer chance, ignorance, or disregard; and then, the period when they’re slowly but surely identified and eliminated.
There’s obviously no justification in keeping them around forever; but then, if we all know they’ll never be allowed to come back once they’re gone, doesn’t that suggest they had some sort of value all along?
The other day, I was out scouting in the middle of nowhere when I came something special.
I was making my way across unnamed dirt roads when, in the distance, I saw what looked like an abandoned stone house…
Of course I had to pull over and take a look. I love finding these places, desert homes that are miraculously still standing often a century after they were built…
Typically, they’re reclaimed by local kids as a place to hang out, drink, smoke, the usual. This one was particularly large…
And even had a second little home out back, with its own miniature fireplace:
Then I noticed something odd nearby: a block-like structure with stairs leading up to it. At first, I thought it was a cistern, but there was one higher up on the hill. What could it be?
I looked inside – and the rounded stairs in the corner gave it away: this was a pool! And there was more…
On the stairs leading up to the pool, I saw some writing and took a closer look. What I found amazed me…
“Started Oct 1944; Finished Oct 1945.” Absolutely incredible. At a time when this area could not have been more inaccessible and remote, someone took it upon themselves to build not only a home, but a pool…
Then I realized this wasn’t the only trace left by the family that lived here over eighty years ago. Lining the pool were several buttress-like steps…
And as I looked closer, I was amazed to see handprints and names from the family. Here we have “ELIZABETH” and her nickname, “BETTY”:
Others were so faded that it was impossible to read the writing…
And for others still, the writing was almost completely gone:
But one was still particularly legible, a special spot reserved at the head of the pool…
Pop and mom. The two who had somehow created a home in the middle of nowhere.
This is why I love what I do. You think you’ve seen it all. You stare out at a vast empty desert plain and think: there’s nothing out there. Then you start exploring – and it turns out, you couldn’t have been more wrong.
I’ve been scouting this week in the desert, and I keep coming across abandoned boats, which I love because it’s such a surreal visual. And given how popular crazy conspiracy theories are these days, I’ve decided to create a “flat-Earther”-style explanation for their existence –
I don’t have all the details worked out yet, but in my burgeoning premise: this area was once home to a vast lake ala the Salton Sea that was used for recreational purposes by locals.
Then, one day about twenty years ago, THE EVENT occurred, in which the lake suddenly flashed out of existence, along with all collective human memory and written evidence of said lake. Exactly what happened is still fiercely debated –
Some say it was due to an controversial experiment gone awry at nearby Edwards AFB… Others claim it was a dimensional crossover, in which our water wound up in a mirror reality… Others say the government siphoned it off during an life-threatening drought…
Whatever happened, the only evidence remaining are the boats left stranded across the former lake bed never to sail again, all records erased, their owners having long forgotten about them.
Until: the prophesied return of the disappearing lake. Soon.
Obviously, this theory is incredibly stupid, which means a large number of people will likely believe it. So get in on the ground floor and add to the mythology! And be sure to follow for more of the crazy thoughts you have when you’ve been scouting in the desert for too long…
A few months ago, I was scouting some apartments in the Plaza Hotel when my guide asked if I wanted to see the Plaza’s courtyard.
Now here’s the thing: not only did I have absolutely no idea the Plaza had a courtyard, I couldn’t even figure out where a courtyard would fit. But, after winding our way through a maze of hallways, we finally came to a door…
…and stepped out into the Plaza Hotel’s hidden courtyard.
Though you’d never know it from the street, the Plaza Hotel is actually U-shaped, to afford windows and airflow for its inner rooms.
The courtyard stretches the entire length of the inner area, and features manicured gardens and several pools, beginning with this large one at the widest part of the building…
Then, a series of tiered pools continue out to the west (water flows from pool to pool)…
…and a garden beyond:
Here are some pictures of the fountains in action during the warmer months from Delta Fountains, the architects/manufacturers responsible for the space.
The pools feature a series of underwater lights, which must look beautiful at night when shimmering up at the towers surrounding them.
I tried to turn up some of the courtyard’s history, but for some reason, there’s next to nothing to be found.
One neat perk is that most of the courtyard level rooms feature personal balcony spaces, a pretty good consolation if you can’t get a street view:
Looking up:
I’m a big fan of hidden urban oases, and I love how the Plaza’s courtyard offers a private and tranquil sanctuary from the hustle and bustle of the city, yet never lets you forget you’re in the heart of Manhattan.
I’m sure there are a number of readers out there who have seen this while staying at the hotel; in fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if this one of the few spaces in New York better known by tourists than locals. Definitely going to have to try to go back now that the gardens are in bloom.